Retro Realness

I had a lovely surprise in the post today: Bobr Games liked my 2020 SEUCK Competition entry so much they've given it a full physical release on ROM cartridge, complete with map, ID card, manual, and stunning original art by Simon Butler. Sadly, I don't have an actual C64 myself so I can't appreciate the... Continue Reading →

Modelling Update (CW 18+)

A quick update on my modelling career, such as it is. OnlyFans didn't work so well for me (I imagine I was far from the only model to resort to it in 2020) and after three lockdowns I'm just too low on spoons to keep churning out home content anyway, so I've closed that account.... Continue Reading →

Burlesque Showreel, Act 6

Now presenting my first burlesque solo choreographed entirely under lockdown, and one can but hope my last (not that there is any end in sight just yet, alas). Released not only on Halloween, but also on the 20th anniversary of the Dresden Dolls … although I only found out about that by accident, via the... Continue Reading →

Burlesque Showreel, Act 5

Against all probability, here is my first burlesque solo of the year. Also a debut performance for this dance, albeit only in appropriately socially-distanced music video form. A huge thank you to Jason "Flapsandwich" Philips (musician, producer, writer) and Clusterfuck for getting me on board with this - I really needed that bit of performance... Continue Reading →

Burlesque Showreel, Act 4

A reworked version of my third burlesque solo, with earlier mask removal (as this routine is hard enough without sod all peripheral vision and compromised breathing) and an improved costume, as my earlier attempt at light-up pasties - while a painstaking wiring job - were sadly too dim to really make an impact. This will... Continue Reading →

Burlesque Showreel, Act 1

With nothing else to do burlesque-wise, I've decided to try putting together a showreel of my solo acts for hopefully freer times, and I'm starting with my debut act. This is the revamped version of "Phantom of the Opera / Born this Way" with new costume and revised choreography. Not exactly a live performance experience,... Continue Reading →

Steamboat Ellie

It took a little time (bearing in mind I wrote the thing back in 2015), but with huge thanks to the wonderful Megan Pritchard (AKA fellow burlesque dancer Flossie Smalls) for her awesome cover design, my steampunk fantasy novel is at last good to go... ************ The vengeful, disfigured Gloriana - rebel fay queen and... Continue Reading →

A Fembot’s Finest Hour

The annual C64 Shoot-‘Em-Up-Construction-Kit (SEUCK) game-designing contest, hosted as ever by Richard Bayliss of The New Dimension, seems to come around so quickly, but thankfully, to coin a phrase, here's one I prepared earlier ... SYNTHIA IN THE CYBER-CRYPT – DOWNLOAD LINK As you can see, I've gone for the platform adventure approach this year,... Continue Reading →

Matrix Consolations

(In the dressing room with fellow newbie soloist Schnitzel Von Krumpet. Lovely chap, wonderful performer, and hopefully now as permanent a fixture of the Cardiff burlesque scene as I intend to be ...) In the latest chapter of what has been, on many levels, the most challenging, fulfilling, scary, and exciting year of my life,... Continue Reading →

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