Purple Whale

Or, strictly speaking, "Purple Wail," which is a jazz number by Red Prysock that happens to be the warm-up routine in my dance class, thus demonstrated by an expert ... https://youtu.be/jZttI35HV1k ... but I find "Purple Whale" a more apposite description of my own elegance at said routine (or any other) after the mere two...

Love for the Freak

Today commenced on what is fairly described as a low-key note, as in sifting through my spam on Facebook I came across the following stream of messages received over the last few months from a stranger... 15 June 11:39 omg your a fucking freak Anthony burns..your poor poor wife *****...well she looks like a bloke...